The worst I think...I have this big piece of metal coming out of my hand, I got it when I went in to Dixons... It's a Handspring.
(
vulga is a foul mouthed cunt,
Mon 11 Feb 2002, 7:27,
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More bad PDA jokes please!I made a tree out of lots of PDA's. Guess what its called?
... [everyone: Palm tree] ...
No, actually its a Palm Beech :)
(... [everyone: Palm tree] ...
No, actually its a Palm Beech :)
Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL,
Mon 11 Feb 2002, 7:32,
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Why did the blind PDA user hire a psychic?He needed someone to read his Palm :)
( Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL,
Mon 11 Feb 2002, 7:36,
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On a flight...Asked to speak to the Captain and when he came out he looked like a massive hand...
Apparently he was a Palm Pilot...
RUN getcoat proc
(Apparently he was a Palm Pilot...
RUN getcoat proc
vulga is a foul mouthed cunt,
Mon 11 Feb 2002, 7:38,
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Worst one in the world... ever...Why did the German torturer get given a PDA by mistake?
Because he had called out "Hans! Bring vice here!"
...
Coat was on already, i'm halfway out the door :)
(Because he had called out "Hans! Bring vice here!"
...
Coat was on already, i'm halfway out the door :)
Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL,
Mon 11 Feb 2002, 7:42,
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Clutching at straws now...A mate of mine, Si decided he was going to use my pc. When I got back my pc was tiny... That's the last time I allow Si-on computers..
( vulga is a foul mouthed cunt,
Mon 11 Feb 2002, 8:11,
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Nooooooo!That makes me feel better about this:
Have you heard about the new "small aquatic salamanders and fruit" craze?
Apparently, all the kids want an Apple Newt-on.
(Have you heard about the new "small aquatic salamanders and fruit" craze?
Apparently, all the kids want an Apple Newt-on.
Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL,
Mon 11 Feb 2002, 8:50,
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.Have you got your coat? I got mine and left ages ago...
( vulga is a foul mouthed cunt,
Mon 11 Feb 2002, 8:59,
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YeahI'm shouting these from down the road ;)
( Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL,
Mon 11 Feb 2002, 9:01,
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Did you hear about the Irish woman who swalled a PDA?She was called Cassie O'Pocketviewer
;)
(;)
Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL,
Mon 11 Feb 2002, 8:55,
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Theres a new PC you can swallow,but it caused impotence.
It was the Micro-soft Tablet PC...
(thats a reference to this:
http://www.microsoft.com/windowsxp/tabletpc/
If you are unfamiliar...)
(It was the Micro-soft Tablet PC...
(thats a reference to this:
http://www.microsoft.com/windowsxp/tabletpc/
If you are unfamiliar...)
Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL,
Mon 11 Feb 2002, 8:56,
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