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# Lame joke of the day
I dropped my PDA into a bowl of ice cream.
Now I have a Palm Sundae.
(I helped save b3ta! Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 7:15, archived)
# heard this on the radio
a drunk man at a party taps the hostess on the shoulder

"Do lemons have legs?"
"No, why?"
"Ah, I'm afraid I just squeezed your budgie into my gin"
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 11 Feb 2002, 7:18, archived)
# aah
I like that one.
(Nacho, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 7:21, archived)
# Even worse...
Did you hear about the PDA for horses?

Its called the "Neeeeigh Palm"...



...



I'll get my coat :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 7:22, archived)
# The worst I think...
I have this big piece of metal coming out of my hand, I got it when I went in to Dixons... It's a Handspring.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 7:27, archived)
# More bad PDA jokes please!
I made a tree out of lots of PDA's. Guess what its called?

... [everyone: Palm tree] ...

No, actually its a Palm Beech :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 7:32, archived)
# Why did the blind PDA user hire a psychic?
He needed someone to read his Palm :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 7:36, archived)
# On a flight...
Asked to speak to the Captain and when he came out he looked like a massive hand...
Apparently he was a Palm Pilot...

RUN getcoat proc
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 7:38, archived)
# Worst one in the world... ever...
Why did the German torturer get given a PDA by mistake?

Because he had called out "Hans! Bring vice here!"


...

Coat was on already, i'm halfway out the door :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 7:42, archived)
# Clutching at straws now...
A mate of mine, Si decided he was going to use my pc. When I got back my pc was tiny... That's the last time I allow Si-on computers..
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 8:11, archived)
# Nooooooo!
That makes me feel better about this:

Have you heard about the new "small aquatic salamanders and fruit" craze?

Apparently, all the kids want an Apple Newt-on.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 8:50, archived)
# .
Have you got your coat? I got mine and left ages ago...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 8:59, archived)
# Yeah
I'm shouting these from down the road ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 9:01, archived)
# Did you hear about the Irish woman who swalled a PDA?
She was called Cassie O'Pocketviewer

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 8:55, archived)
# Theres a new PC you can swallow,
but it caused impotence.

It was the Micro-soft Tablet PC...

(thats a reference to this:

http://www.microsoft.com/windowsxp/tabletpc/

If you are unfamiliar...)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 8:56, archived)