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# ooh, that's very intersting.
I think I've had that on other occasions, although on that particular occasion I wasn't paralysed because I remember moving my hand to pull the duvet up. (Duvets can protect you from ghosts, burgulars, and everything). I was just too scared to walk across the room and turn the light on.
However, I am now too scared to go to bed. I have convinced myself it will now happen again tonight. Does anyone living in Brighton want to deliver me some speed to keep me awake or valium so I don't give a monkeys, please?
(, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 22:33, archived)
# i find that the baseball bat next to my bed
is far more effective against burglars
(, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 22:47, archived)