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I've got soup

and two frozen pizzas but not much else.

I don't have enough money to pay my rent, let alone the rest of my bills.

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:12, archived)

but you are female

you can just sleep with "the super" cant you and get free board

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:13, archived)

erm....

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:14, archived)

what

do you mean by that?

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:15, archived)

you know

when he gets scared and stuff, just get in bed next to him, tell him everythings going to be ok, and stroke his hair untill he nods off, then go to sleep incase he wakes up and is scared again

what did you think i ment?

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:17, archived)

I think it means that some how

KMM will be able to screw Supermoore from accorss the atlantic using some sort of magical shag o ray which will cause the rent to be paid by a pay per view audience of hungarians

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:17, archived)

hahahaha :)

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:18, archived)

if only that had been my 7,000th

message

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:19, archived)

well

go back in time and post some more :)

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:21, archived)

I'd have to go back in time and post less

and where would I get the required 1.21 giga watts at this time of night?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:22, archived)

and 88 MPH

don't forget

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sof sof, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:24, archived)

it's probably easier this time of night

less people using the power grid.

Just make sure you go short circuit the fuses first :)

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:24, archived)

ahhhhh but with the solar flares n all

I'd not want to risk it

plus I have to dry my jeans or they wont be ready to wear tomorrow...although if I went back intime and killed my own grandfather I'd be either illegitimate or stuck in a parodixcal loop meaning I wont need any trousers

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:26, archived)

just get a skirt

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:27, archived)

you could wank it hard into the primordial soup

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:28, archived)

what a fantastic idea

then once and for all time I would know who's the daddy

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:30, archived)

a gnomes underpants

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:24, archived)

that

sounds like the most reasonable thing I've heard all day!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:20, archived)

mmmmm......

shag-o-ray

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:19, archived)

I could point my HeNe laser in sort of an easterly direction if you want

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:25, archived)

if HeNe laser is short for

Homosexual elves Nibbling Earwax Laser, then fire away

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:26, archived)

nope

sorry

Helium Neon

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:27, archived)

I like ice cream.

i'm only 15.

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sof sof, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:18, archived)

ahhhhhh you like it now

but late in your life it will become an evil frozen tempress calling you into its frosty web of sin

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:20, archived)

your smart

i'm only 15.

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sof sof, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:22, archived)

I have no idea what you're offering me

and I fear 15 year olds

/runs away

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:23, archived)

hehehe

sorry.
hehehe

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sof sof, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:26, archived)

A clue to whats in it is in the name

Ice Cream.... Mmmm With a few flippings.... And scrach that... then alter that.... then Your illaterate that.... Yep thats it Ice-Ejactulation

(Shadowman, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:23, archived)