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# Ooplah!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:04, archived)
# wouldn't
we all?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:05, archived)
# My mate did that once
he wanked so furiously he got a blister which popped and bled all over his bedsheets.

*110.5% fact*
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:06, archived)
# Christ all mighty,
I mean we all like a wank but he must have a cock like sandpaper.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:07, archived)
# Damn you
Coffee, mindpiss, and hummus all over my keyboard now......you utter utter twat!

(V funny btw)
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:13, archived)
# and he told you this?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:08, archived)
# I seem to remember him being
quite proud of it actually... strange chap.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 9:14, archived)