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# I think hovering
is being off the ground

technically the skirt still touches

ergo floater craft

hmm a ship made of shit so crazy it might...


no no it wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)
# just tie butter-side-up toast and upside down cats to the bottom
and it'll hover.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)
# hahaha
true, I'm trying to imagine a craft like that
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:13, archived)
# Exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)
# the skirt is just there
to keep the air in. it doesn't hold any weight. and the air is also squirting (technical term) out the bottom so there could be times when it isn't touching the ground at all.

this post was not written by and expert, or even someone who knows anything about hovercrafts. and therefore may be wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:18, archived)
# Yes, it floats on a cushion of air
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)