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# it's ok
I can sew
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:28, archived)
# that reminds me of
a threat

you walk up to someone and ask if they can sew

they reply 'yes'

you the say 'stich this'

and hit them in the face
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:30, archived)
# that's not really a threat...
it's like a pickup line for a fight
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:31, archived)
# heh
I like that idea pickup line for a fight
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:34, archived)
# i don't get it.
and what if they say no?

why not just hit them? or is it all about the one liners?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:32, archived)
# it's the one liners
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:34, archived)
# ok.
then that's ok.

but i still don't really get it. do they have to stich their face back together?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:36, archived)
# no
it's an invite to sew the person delivering the line's hand to his jacket
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:37, archived)
# something like that
it's like what james bond does
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:37, archived)
# Thanks for the tip.
The next time someone asks me if I can sew, they're in for a preemptive knuckle sandwich.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:37, archived)
# good one.
most likely to be your granny or some other well meaning old lady but there's no point in taking any chances.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:43, archived)
# *snort*
and today in the news a string of old ladies were assaulted when they asked if people could sew
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:46, archived)