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# it's ok
I can sew
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:28, archived)
# that reminds me of
a threat

you walk up to someone and ask if they can sew

they reply 'yes'

you the say 'stich this'

and hit them in the face
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:30, archived)
# that's not really a threat...
it's like a pickup line for a fight
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:31, archived)
# heh
I like that idea pickup line for a fight
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:34, archived)
# i don't get it.
and what if they say no?

why not just hit them? or is it all about the one liners?
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:32, archived)
# it's the one liners
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:34, archived)
# ok.
then that's ok.

but i still don't really get it. do they have to stich their face back together?
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:36, archived)
# no
it's an invite to sew the person delivering the line's hand to his jacket
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:37, archived)
# something like that
it's like what james bond does
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:37, archived)
# Thanks for the tip.
The next time someone asks me if I can sew, they're in for a preemptive knuckle sandwich.
(Rogue Sausage, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:37, archived)
# good one.
most likely to be your granny or some other well meaning old lady but there's no point in taking any chances.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:43, archived)
# *snort*
and today in the news a string of old ladies were assaulted when they asked if people could sew
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:46, archived)