good one.
most likely to be your granny or some other well meaning old lady but there's no point in taking any chances.
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dipdapdop,
Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:43,
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*snort*
and today in the news a string of old ladies were assaulted when they asked if people could sew
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way,
Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:46,
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