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# *plucks small letter off of ground with tweezers*
*hands it back*
here you are, sir or madam
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:54, archived)
# a female scone?
are you quite mad?
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:55, archived)
# possibly, possibly
i know very little of the genders and/or preferred sexualities of baked goods
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 1:58, archived)
# It's a crazy world of excitement and adventure
and danger...oh lots of danger
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:02, archived)
# for a second there i read that as 'excrement and adventure'
which really put a whole different meaning on it.
but i now my eyes are uncrossed and all is clear.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:06, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
dirty, dirty girl
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:08, archived)
# t'ain't me, sir! i swears it, i does!
'tis the unconscious, that sneaky little bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:10, archived)
# I'll let you off
just this once mind
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:14, archived)
# much thanks,
my conscience is now clear.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:19, archived)
# but be careful in future
I'll be watching...
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:23, archived)
# *looks wildly around for cameras*
AAAAAAAARGH!

creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:27, archived)
# bwahahahahahahahahahaha
*cough choke splluter* mwaahahahahahahahahaa
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:29, archived)
# *flees while scone is choking on his own
evil mirth*
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:31, archived)
# *collapses
dies*
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:32, archived)
# *raises fists to the sky in a gesture
of defiant victory*
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 2:34, archived)