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# *cough**haveawank**cough*


*EDIT* It's scary that I feel so comfortable suggesting to people on the internet that they have a wank. I suddenly feel like one of those people my mother warned me about.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:40, archived)
# I'm bored with wanking!
It's like, over kill! :p
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:43, archived)
# this one time
blood came out.

I think i broke it.
(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:44, archived)
# Hmm.
Try it with the other hand.


*shrug*
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:43, archived)
# you could take up
extreme wanking
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:47, archived)
#
<pictures people zooming down mountainsides while wanking.>

<I'm also starting to wonder if I should call it "whanking". It sounds so much more sophisticated.>
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:49, archived)
# that
made me laugh more than it should have
(KnitWit, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:52, archived)
# I feel like one of those people
just by reading this thread
(KnitWit, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:52, archived)
# Scary huh.

Love the cat in your profile. That's some majorly pissed filine.

(btw, fancy adding me to your Northamerib3tan list? London-Ontario.)
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:52, archived)
# not a problem
and I love the cat, too.
she's really very nice though...
(KnitWit, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:53, archived)
# You can add me to your Northamerib3tan list too
but I'm north England!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:55, archived)
# qua?
(KnitWit, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:57, archived)
# It's in the very very very eastern
part of Northamerib3ta.


(and then up a bit.)
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 3:59, archived)
# You understand
when you're older!

I don't know...I'm going bed soon!...I've got to!...
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:01, archived)
# that's what they said about sex
and I'm still confused...

yes! bed, now!
(KnitWit, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:02, archived)
# NO!
you're not the boss of me!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:04, archived)
# no
but I do have an impressive hat
(KnitWit, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:12, archived)
# Well I'm very jealous of you and your hat.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 4:23, archived)