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before i went to university

i went along to hear a lecture about what it would be like
i sat at a desk on which someone had lovingly carved:
'hand in hand
hand in gland
gland in gland'

i took it as a portent

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magoo, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:35, archived)

did you get any?

(BadgerPirate, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)

once

by accident (it was dark)

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magoo, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:37, archived)

good.

I'm glad. Never got any at Uni, fell in love, stalked her, never got a shag. Still wood five years later (and it aches like shit).

(BadgerPirate, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:42, archived)

Fucking hell

youre not me, are you?

(Daveybaby, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:39, archived)

Danish writer/humorist Soya in the 50s/60s

wrote a poem (or copied it?) called "A love poem":

Hand in hand
hand in it
it in hand
hand in hand.

I usually write/recite that whenever people bug me for poetry.

(Carthag, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 10:46, archived)