I'd imagine
that the wallpaper is nearer to food than a pot noodle.
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Ijon Tichy,
Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:42,
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It's suposed to be spicy curry
but it just tastes like luke warm water and noodles...
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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur,
Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:46,
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