I tell cold callers
that I'm skint. I usually say the same to tramps, although if by a freak chance I have money I sometimes give them some. It's true, I really am skint.
(
crab_bloke),
Tue 12 Feb 2002, 6:47,
archived)
Spare change....
who does have spare change?
I certainly don't - I'm on the dole.
Free money - wahay!
(
idgaf.com,
Tue 12 Feb 2002, 6:53,
archived)
I ask tramps
to "hold on please" and then stand there and wait and stare until they move away.
(
AndyK,
Tue 12 Feb 2002, 7:01,
archived)