and...'tools and appliances are kept in the guards compartments for use in emergency' becomes 'apples are kept in the guards pants for use in emergency' well, makes me laugh
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manolith hooray for me,
Tue 4 Nov 2003, 15:21,
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On a Train on the PiccadillyLine, someone has taken the time to alter the "Obstructing The Doors Can Be Dangerous" to "Obstruct The Doors, Be Dangerous".
How long must they have sat there trying to work that one out?
(How long must they have sat there trying to work that one out?
Beejay Proper old bastard,
Wed 5 Nov 2003, 11:42,
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Or on Manx Buses"The director will press for the highest penalties against offenders" to "The director will press his penis against offenders"....
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Wed 5 Nov 2003, 14:07,
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On a notice at uniFIRE ALARMS WILL BE TESTED, to FIRE ARMS WILL BE TESTED
Alarming...
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Wed 5 Nov 2003, 14:16,
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Alarming...
On old Central Line TrainsFrom when there was a guard present on all trains, a sticker above the doors read "OBSTRUCTING THE DOORS CAUSES DELAY AND CAN BE DANGEROUS",
a guard had inserted the letter "y" and changed it to
"YOBS IN THE DOORS CAUSE DELAY AND CAN ANGER US"
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Thu 6 Nov 2003, 17:52,
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a guard had inserted the letter "y" and changed it to
"YOBS IN THE DOORS CAUSE DELAY AND CAN ANGER US"