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# Toilet Graffiti
In one stall at my highschool, on the right wall was written 'look to the left' and on the left wall was written 'look to the right'

Also seen in a highschool toilet was a petition to beat up some girl whose name I can't remember. There was about a dozen signatures before it got painted over.

And finally, in my locker:
Life's a bitch
And then you die
So fuck the world
And lets get high

There was another four lines, but I can't remember them.

o/t My first post! Whee!
(, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 19:12, archived)
# on the toilet wall in work..
"have a break...have a shit shat"
(, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 19:35, archived)
# simple but inventive..
on a library wall in stoke on trent, someone had written "BURT REYNOLDZ". it gave me great pleasure for over a year, before it was removed.
(, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 19:40, archived)
# I don't know why
but I love that
(, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)
# An alternative is..
Sex and drugs and rock and roll
speed and weed and birth control
Life's a bitch and then you die
So fuck the world and let's get high!

The major one in our toilets at school was
I was here but now I'm not
I'm round the corner smoking pot
I was here to make the point
That life is shit without a joint.

And:
Those who know me know me well
Those who don't can go to hell.
(, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 21:27, archived)
# Just remembered:
Sex is evil, sex is gay
One night of pleasure for nine months of pain
Baby's a bastard, father's a git
And all because the condom split
(, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 21:30, archived)
# On the wall of a toilet stall at Shepton Mallet showground...
Sex, drugs and rock and rave
Let's get mashed and misbehave
On speed and weed and little Es
Let's get f*cked and talk to trees

then

Life's a bitch and then you die
So f*ck them all and let's get high.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2003, 16:13, archived)