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# Can you nip out to Sainsbury's for me
and get some parma ham - sliced very thinly. Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 12:52, archived)
# that'll be
thin slices of leather, then?
yuk.
(I helped save b3ta! Shakmaaaaa!, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 12:54, archived)
# no no no no no
If you slice parma ham too thickly then it resembles a very expenisive shoe leather, but slice it waffer theen and it is a most satisfying savoury morsel.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 12:57, archived)