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From the The Reductionist Challenge challenge. See all 1013 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 12:44, archived)
# rolf
mayo
(I helped save b3ta! jola, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 12:45, archived)
# down with that sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 5 Nov 2003, 12:46, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 12:47, archived)
# you
git!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 12:47, archived)
# You said
you couldn't be bothered!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:01, archived)
# right,
i'm going to go have lunch.
anybody want anything?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 12:48, archived)
# Get me
some vicks vaporub
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 12:48, archived)
# put
some under your eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 12:51, archived)
# oooh
yes please, twiglets
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 12:48, archived)
# erm
lamb chana for me
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 12:49, archived)
# ham and cheese on rye, no pickle.


and the moon, please, on a stick.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 12:49, archived)
# Please get
me monster munch...beef

Thank you please
(dontknow.net, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 12:49, archived)
# Mayfair
if you would
(I helped save b3ta! Shakmaaaaa!, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 12:50, archived)
# Can you nip out to Sainsbury's for me
and get some parma ham - sliced very thinly. Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 12:52, archived)
# that'll be
thin slices of leather, then?
yuk.
(I helped save b3ta! Shakmaaaaa!, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 12:54, archived)
# no no no no no
If you slice parma ham too thickly then it resembles a very expenisive shoe leather, but slice it waffer theen and it is a most satisfying savoury morsel.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 12:57, archived)
# I agree
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 12:48, archived)
# This is the only good one I've seen.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 12:51, archived)
# agreed
(yakmonkey, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 12:56, archived)
# hahaha
hahahah!

well done you.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:00, archived)
# amen
(--=| Daz |=-- has forgotten something, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 12:53, archived)