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# From a pub near Nott'm Trent Uni (Russels I think it was called)

'Accept as your lord satan
and get free drugs and beer
for sure you're going straight to hell
but you'll be too stoned to care'

(from the blokes toilets - but they've renovated the place now so it's gone)
(, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)
# and also

When I was at school we had the campest english teacher in the known universe (Mr Frost)

I'm not sure if this counts as graffiti or not, but outside his room someone had highlighted the instructions for the fire extinguisher:

To use:
* Strike knob
* Hold upright
* Protect from Frost

made me smile anyhow...
(, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 1:53, archived)
# Around Ipswich
All of the bus shelters originally said 'Suffolk County Council' in stick-on letters. usually people just nick the O from 'County'

one day someone must've been particularly bored on the superoute 66 path out on the guideway near Tescos and stolen several shelters worth of letter and spelled out 'fuck off you fishy cunts'

Brightened my day right up that did :)
(, Thu 6 Nov 2003, 2:29, archived)