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# Another poem
There once was a poet from Tring
Who's poems lacked only one element.
He tried all the time
To make the words fit
But the lines were too short
(, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 11:42, archived)
# And in a similar vein
There was a young man from Tralee
Who was stung on the hand by a wasp
When asked if it hurt
He said "No not a bit,
it can do it again if it likes".
(, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 12:31, archived)