They're red round these parts.
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. The landlord goes ''ere, is this some sort of joke?'.
I shall stop now.
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whelkboy is old now, you see,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:21,
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love that one
why did the bloke call his no legged dog cigarette
cause everynight he liked to take it out for a drag
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way,
Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:24,
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