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# Swimming...


to see the other in the series (i think the other one's better) go to www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/hurdles.gif
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:02, archived)
# quality,
and welcome to b3ta
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:04, archived)
# not a first post.. he's been posting a lot
woo and welcome anyway though
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:05, archived)
# bloody hell
91 messages in 2 days flat
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:07, archived)
# pah.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:07, archived)
#
(kebab, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:07, archived)
# pah indeed.
why are you sad?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:08, archived)
# sunshine sad
sunshine see piccies
sunshine hopefully get less sad
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:08, archived)
# i thought of you and made this.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:09, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:10, archived)
# Why are you Sad, Sunshine Elephant?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:11, archived)
# sunshine sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)
# Oh dear
tell aunty maiden all about it.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)
# sky cloudy.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)
# How about a joke?
A sandwich walks into a pub. The landlord says "oi, we don't serve food in here".
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:15, archived)
# :)
two pieces of tarmac are enjoying a pint, when a piece of green tarmac walks in,

the two pieces of tarmac run to the toilet

the green tamac asks for and drinks a glass of water before leaving

the barman asks why they ran to the toilet

when one replies 'that green tarmac, he's a cycle path'

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)
# haha!
i love that joke, never gets old
(DeviousMiscreant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)
# They're red round these parts.
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. The landlord goes "'ere, is this some sort of joke?".

I shall stop now.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:21, archived)
# love that one
why did the bloke call his no legged dog cigarette




cause everynight he liked to take it out for a drag
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)
# Aardvark walks into a pub
"Not having a good day then?" inquires the bar tender.
"Yes it's my birthday" says the Aardvark.
"So why the long face?" quips the bar tender
"Fuck off you big nosed cunt!" retorts the Aarvark.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)
# :)
a woman walks to the bar and ask the barman
"can I smell your cock"

the barman says "no"

the woman says
"ah then it must be your feet then"
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)
# Hahahaha
I laughed out loudly at that one.
scribbled down the joke for future merriment.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That's superb.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)
# SUNSHINE SMASH
(1, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:17, archived)
# Don't be so sad. Have one from the archives.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)
# it's a big haunted
brian lake, it's rather yes
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)
# And of course, The b3ta Blockbusters


still think The Fear has an advantage there
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)
# ah, blockbusters
the show that set out to try and prove if 2 heads really are better than ... 2 other heads?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)
# how nice
have a mount blessed to go with your lake blessed:
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:16, archived)
# woo to your pic, sir
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)
# i'll slow down
in the week. i'll have better stuff to do than spend all day making animations.
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:08, archived)
# i posted 230+ times yesterday
i need a life
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:08, archived)
# before moving to lancaster
i decided i'd get 2000 posts in 4 days to reach 20,000 posts. the most in one day i posted was between 500-600.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:10, archived)
# holy bejeezus.
i've made 1000 in the last 6 days, but...
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:10, archived)
# but you are
hardcore to the max sir
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:11, archived)
# 91 in two days
that's a few compared to my recent postings of around 200 a session
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:10, archived)
# 200 a day was what i was averaging before moving here,
it's something to keep quiet about really ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:11, archived)
# true
though, has only been a recent thing so not too bad
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)
# hehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)
# Its............
A Bag O Shite
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:04, archived)
# Go away
loo_hire
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:05, archived)
# you're
nice.
show me some of your's then...
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:05, archived)
# IT's a troll
unfortunately.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:07, archived)
# don't mind if i do
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:08, archived)
# and you're saying that mine
is shite.
yours is abysmal.
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:10, archived)
# i didn't knock yours
:(
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:11, archived)
# oh sorry
i thought you were One legged black pregnant ninja lesbian. i asked here(him?) to show me one of hers(his?) after he(she?) knocked mine.

if it was you: well done, it's very good. woo. yay.
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)
# Different person
The one who knocked yours is not lemony
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)
# that' so gay
men playing with a cock
(peewee13, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:10, archived)
# hmmmm
ok, well


erm not much to say really
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:15, archived)
# Baguette d'merde
as our french friends (dont) say....


(Captain Slasher, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:04, archived)
# Woo Yay!
man, you are having a bit of a prolific streak for a 1 dayer! Nearly all of yours i've seen is a bit Woo, a bit Yay and fair smiggens of Houpla!
(polpo, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:05, archived)
# good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:05, archived)
# why so sad
with all the sunshine and that!??!
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:06, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:07, archived)
# Would an elephant shopping
mini-challenge cheer you up?
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:08, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:09, archived)
# did you go to the sugarhouse last night
my mate was dressed up as 'Christ'
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)
# nah,
i only go on thursdays
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)
# he had to dress up as someone beginning with C
i told him to wrap himself in clingfilm and go as a condom, but the bastard wouldn't
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)
# TJ : anyone got a copy of windows 3.1??
i'm sure i'll get shouted out but its worth a go!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:08, archived)
# i have 3.11 on a stack of floppies.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:10, archived)
# does it have that screensaver?
the one with the fish that bump into each other and explode and stuff?

If it does and you send it to me i will love you forever. In a non-bumsexual way.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)
# i don't think so...
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:15, archived)
# Damn
i had that screensaver on my first ever computer and it rocked. THen my computer borked up and i had to replace it, and i lost the greatest screensaver of all time ;(
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)
# how many disks is it??
and can it be e-mailed???
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:38, archived)
# No....
Sorry i haven't but at least i'm not shouting you out!
(coolcat, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:11, archived)
# I`ve got
95, 98, ME, 2000 Pro, XP Pro if that`s any use ;-)


... but I think I`ll stick with SuSE Linux, cos it`s... good

oh and I`ve also got a CD of AROS, the Amiga Research Operating System - which is very jolly nice

edit: and Netware 6 kicking about somewhere...
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:15, archived)
# check abandonware sites
it's bound to be out there somewhere - it's far too big to email though, besides you should get 3.11 and Win32S
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)
# Ah, Olympic Athletes...
the staple diet of all sharks.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyBadger, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:09, archived)