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# cold pizza rocks
tis my favourite breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:05, archived)
# it does
but this was my first hot meal in 3 days
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:06, archived)
# yowzers
don't your halls have a micro or something you could use?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:07, archived)
# catered, so no kichens
and my meal card has run out
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:08, archived)
# curses
erm...take the heatsink off your processor and reheat it on that
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:10, archived)
# laptop.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:11, archived)
# crap
i'm out of ideas then
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:13, archived)
# set it doing some rendering or summat
turn it upside down, and cook on that
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:16, archived)
# if the sas ever write a geek survival guide
that'll be in it, no fear
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:16, archived)
# or do as i did
and ask it tocalculate the 10^17th prime
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:18, archived)
# you'll not starve!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:18, archived)
# i crashed my computer and wouldn't boot up after that
had to reinstall windows, it sems to have cooked my audio controller too
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:20, archived)
# i'm pretty sure you did something wrong somewhere
but i can't for the life of me work out what it was
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:22, archived)
# erm.. yes i rather assumed i had
still it hasn't taken me long to get my old settings straight but i'll have to wait till tuesday for any sound
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:25, archived)
# stoooodent!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:08, archived)
# student life is shit.
all work, no beer, no sex.
prmph.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:09, archived)
# you're doing it wrong
try doing a bit less work. the rest should follow
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:10, archived)
# and a little less b3ta
perhaps


sorry
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:12, archived)
# b3ta makes you sexier
but it deprives you of face-to-face interaction. as it were. um.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:14, archived)
# it made me
13 stone sexier, now the ladies cant keep away!


because i have my own gravitational pull :'(
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:22, archived)
# cor
that's a statistic you can take to the bank. or the pie shop.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:25, archived)