
a customer offered to give me a tip, i told them to fuck off
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:17,
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but the manager was out the back having a smoke at the time
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:20,
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1. always be surly
2. spit in the milkshake
3. ensure the apple turnover is as hot at Mount Etna just before serving
4. smoke often and everywhere
5. reheat yesterdays burgers for resale, or reheat them for the next day.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:23,
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2. spit in the milkshake
3. ensure the apple turnover is as hot at Mount Etna just before serving
4. smoke often and everywhere
5. reheat yesterdays burgers for resale, or reheat them for the next day.