I threw up violently in a pubon my 20th. The stain is still on their carpet.
I assume my 21st will bring similar hilarity when it comes around in March!
Happy Birthday!
(I assume my 21st will bring similar hilarity when it comes around in March!
Happy Birthday!
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:19,
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On my 19th,I downed 4 pints of some random Wetherspoon's cocktail, then proceeded to empty it down the Gents toilet door 30 seconds later. I worked there for 6 months, and they never knew it was me.
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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!,
Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:20,
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I believe I was given a cocktailbut they lied about what was in it.
I think it must have been delayed reaction or something, because I was half way though a pint when I exploded!
A lovely bright red experience. Everywhere.
(I think it must have been delayed reaction or something, because I was half way though a pint when I exploded!
A lovely bright red experience. Everywhere.
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:24,
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on my 20thI just snogged someone inappropriate. I took him home and passed out, and he still did the washing up for me next day while I vomitted copiously in the loo next door...
...peculiar.
(...peculiar.
Dr Phil Kitten,
Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:22,
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Lovely.Although a proper gentleman would have held the loo seat up to stop it falling on your head.
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Mon 10 Nov 2003, 0:25,
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