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# this won't get *me* in trouble, will it?
(, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:02, archived)
# :)
only if you publish it on the internet.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:03, archived)
# Are those British Bowling pins?
I'm from Canada.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:06, archived)
# British bowling...
...has no pins.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:07, archived)
# we use desklamps
and for bowling balls, irish skulls.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:08, archived)
# I prefer the calm,
sedate world of Crown Green Bowls.

www.bowls.org/
(, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:09, archived)
# Lovely page of definitions:
'Playing up to the knob'. Usually, but not necessarily, the crown of a green. It could be any high point on the green, and is used to good advantage by some players who specialise in short marks where delicate and accurate delivery is required.

www.bowls.org/offcuts/synonyms.html
(, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:10, archived)
# "Alright Jim... where's the wife?"
"Oh, she's at the bowling club indulging in a spot of 'blobbing'"
(, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:12, archived)
# where would we be
without amusing rude words.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:13, archived)
# We would just have to use...
...downright filthy and unacceptable words.

Words like 'fuck' and 'cunt'
(, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:14, archived)
# SPAMORGAN
(, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:14, archived)
# chopspack.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:18, archived)
# Skulls roll funny
(, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:11, archived)
# whats a canada?
(, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:10, archived)
# A place where...
We love our Beaver.

(, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:12, archived)
# i love your beaver too!

(, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:13, archived)
# Niiiiice
beeeeaver.
(, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:15, archived)
# *cough*
(, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:12, archived)
# Hey!!! Those aren't bowling pins!
:O
(, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:13, archived)