They've been itching like crasy for daysAnd to quote one of my favourite films 'My John Thomas is a disaster area'.
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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages,
Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:05,
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Bicarb in the bath(lukewarm) is very good for quelling the itch.
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weevilstepmother,
Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:07,
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