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# .
my imagination has left me,
at least that's how it seems.
cos all I had for lunch today
was a baked potato with beans.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 6:13, archived)
# There's two Iranians here today
One called Amir, one called Al,
We just had lunch of Pitta bread,
And sausage that's Halal
(, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 6:19, archived)
# I've just had a pot noodle
it was beef and tomatoe, not poodle.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 6:26, archived)
# .
tonight I'm going for Lebonese,
the food is really cool.
I think I'll have some feta cheese,
and a bowl full of taboule.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 6:29, archived)
# i went for a lebonese curry once
i had a terrible case of the sheite's in the morning
(, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 6:47, archived)
# I had a Korean takeaway the other day
it was the dog's bollocks
(, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:21, archived)
# i went for an indian last night
last time he refuses to serve me again.

('cause he banned me, my children and my childrens chuldren... ...for three months, boo hoo! no more chicken jalfrezi for me)
(, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:57, archived)