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# reminds me of a friend of mine
He was about 35 and I hadn't seen him all summer. I said, 'what have you been up to Kev?'

'Oh I've been working in a factory,' replied Kev, 'Sellotaping boxes.'

'Sounds sucky', I commiserated.

'The worst bit was when I noticed the floor was a bit mucky,' Kev said quietly, 'I got out the vacuum and had a go at it. My 19 year old boss stopped me and shouted, 'You don't have the authority to use the vacuum. Get back to the sellotape.''
(, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:51, archived)
# excellent
i also worked in a factory that made and packaged neutralia (sp?) and john frieda hair and beauty products. £3.50 an hour, 8 hours a day packing £20 bottles of muck for rich women.

"Frizz-Ease: it costs a bomb, but makes your hair look nice*"

*knocked up in bradford by a bloke called mick. he was sacked by BNFL

(, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:54, archived)
# arf
i love factories like that
(, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 14:57, archived)