I plumped for blue cheese and raspberry jam
In a warm and crusty roll.
I was going to have soup but couldn't decide
between having it in a cup or bowl.
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Wed 13 Feb 2002, 6:37,
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In a warm and crusty roll.
I was going to have soup but couldn't decide
between having it in a cup or bowl.
I can't decide which to have
sandwich or roll
maybe I'll code a page
for a b3ta users poll
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Wed 13 Feb 2002, 6:40,
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sandwich or roll
maybe I'll code a page
for a b3ta users poll
Sounds as if your a real go-getter,
but save yourself some effort,
and just use "Which is Better?"..
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Wed 13 Feb 2002, 6:45,
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but save yourself some effort,
and just use "Which is Better?"..
I just didn't think
with my stupid poll
if I'd just done that
i'd have learnt 0%sandwich 100% roll
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Wed 13 Feb 2002, 6:49,
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with my stupid poll
if I'd just done that
i'd have learnt 0%sandwich 100% roll
I have just had soup in a cup/bowl
I can indeed say that it filled a hole
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Wed 13 Feb 2002, 6:51,
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I can indeed say that it filled a hole
(I'm having stilton for my tea)
It gives me nightmares about Maggie Thatcher.
Oh, the humanity!
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Wed 13 Feb 2002, 6:58,
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It gives me nightmares about Maggie Thatcher.
Oh, the humanity!
(whether in bread or potater)
Would cause a single thought of that
old wannabee dictator
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Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:10,
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Would cause a single thought of that
old wannabee dictator
Feeling peckish off I went to Marksies for my tucker
I bought a tikka chicken wrap that really tasted pucka.
With chicken breast wrapped in a naan
crisp lettuce and raita
It really was a smashing feed, it couldn't have been sweeter.
But as I wolfed it down, I sadly did something quite drastic
I didn't see the wrapping, now I've eaten half the plastic
The choking sounds that I produced drew dissapproving glances
And the food I managed to eject spread over wide expanses
So listen to this tale if you don't want to choke or cough
Always chew your food, don't nosh it down like piggies at a trough.
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Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:06,
archived)
I bought a tikka chicken wrap that really tasted pucka.
With chicken breast wrapped in a naan
crisp lettuce and raita
It really was a smashing feed, it couldn't have been sweeter.
But as I wolfed it down, I sadly did something quite drastic
I didn't see the wrapping, now I've eaten half the plastic
The choking sounds that I produced drew dissapproving glances
And the food I managed to eject spread over wide expanses
So listen to this tale if you don't want to choke or cough
Always chew your food, don't nosh it down like piggies at a trough.