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# Ode to b3ta.
This morning I rolled into work,
Round about half past nine,
Motivated and raring to go,
At my job in software design.

I sat down and cranked up,
My rusty old PC,
Clicked on IE and opened it up,
And guess what I did see.

Here I'm sat three hours later,
With everyone chasing me,
Cos of b3ta I've done no work,
Just laughed at poetry.
(james, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 6:43, archived)
# hmm
This morning my alarm was set
For half an hour past nine
Other peoples mornings
Start much earlier than mine.

A journalism lecture
Awaited my young ears
So my valued education
Could last several more years

I got up and said "Bollocks!
A lectures not for me!
Instead I will go back to bed,
Then look at b3t

a."

That last bit didn't work very well.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:00, archived)
# .
I too found it difficult,
to make b3ta rhyme,
although I tried and tried again,
I failed every single time.
(james, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:08, archived)
# .
it struck me that it would rhyme with "we three kings" but it doesn't. i am retarded. it rhymes with "three tea be eh?" sort of. i am stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:15, archived)
# Hmm..
Alas I am useless,
I can't rhyme with B3ta.
I'm a rhyming loser,
the anti-poet called Peter.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:19, archived)
# ?
lumpbucket rhyme's confused me today
like so much of b-3-t-a.
I might be a thick carrot
but I thought b3ta rhymed with parrot
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:32, archived)
# of course if you pronounce it
bee-tair,
you can rhyme it with
polar bear.
(james, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:36, archived)
# i tried to rhyme the b3ta word
but didn't no how it sound
so i gave up on what I was doing
and left it in the middle of the line

like this verse which I can't work out.
(james, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:33, archived)