This morning my alarm was set
For half an hour past nine
Other peoples mornings
Start much earlier than mine.
A journalism lecture
Awaited my young ears
So my valued education
Could last several more years
I got up and said 'Bollocks!
A lectures not for me!
Instead I will go back to bed,
Then look at b3t
a.'
That last bit didn't work very well.
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Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:00,
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For half an hour past nine
Other peoples mornings
Start much earlier than mine.
A journalism lecture
Awaited my young ears
So my valued education
Could last several more years
I got up and said 'Bollocks!
A lectures not for me!
Instead I will go back to bed,
Then look at b3t
a.'
That last bit didn't work very well.
I too found it difficult,
to make b3ta rhyme,
although I tried and tried again,
I failed every single time.
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Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:08,
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to make b3ta rhyme,
although I tried and tried again,
I failed every single time.
it struck me that it would rhyme with "we three kings" but it doesn't. i am retarded. it rhymes with "three tea be eh?" sort of. i am stupid.
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Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:15,
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Alas I am useless,
I can't rhyme with B3ta.
I'm a rhyming loser,
the anti-poet called Peter.
;)
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Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:19,
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I can't rhyme with B3ta.
I'm a rhyming loser,
the anti-poet called Peter.
;)
lumpbucket rhyme's confused me today
like so much of b-3-t-a.
I might be a thick carrot
but I thought b3ta rhymed with parrot
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Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:32,
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like so much of b-3-t-a.
I might be a thick carrot
but I thought b3ta rhymed with parrot