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# hmm
This morning my alarm was set
For half an hour past nine
Other peoples mornings
Start much earlier than mine.

A journalism lecture
Awaited my young ears
So my valued education
Could last several more years

I got up and said 'Bollocks!
A lectures not for me!
Instead I will go back to bed,
Then look at b3t

a.'

That last bit didn't work very well.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:00, archived)
# .
I too found it difficult,
to make b3ta rhyme,
although I tried and tried again,
I failed every single time.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:08, archived)
# .
it struck me that it would rhyme with "we three kings" but it doesn't. i am retarded. it rhymes with "three tea be eh?" sort of. i am stupid.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:15, archived)
# Hmm..
Alas I am useless,
I can't rhyme with B3ta.
I'm a rhyming loser,
the anti-poet called Peter.

;)
(, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:19, archived)
# ?
lumpbucket rhyme's confused me today
like so much of b-3-t-a.
I might be a thick carrot
but I thought b3ta rhymed with parrot
(, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:32, archived)
# of course if you pronounce it
bee-tair,
you can rhyme it with
polar bear.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:36, archived)
# i tried to rhyme the b3ta word
but didn't no how it sound
so i gave up on what I was doing
and left it in the middle of the line

like this verse which I can't work out.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2002, 7:33, archived)