he's more naughty than pirate.
for example, he prefers mackerel to rum.
'her name is rio and she dances on the sannnnd'
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100% of Gibbon,
Sat 15 Nov 2003, 4:06,
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just like that rio drifitng
'cross the dusty land.
And when she crouches she really shows you all she can.
That Rio, oh no! it turns out that she's a man!
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Sat 15 Nov 2003, 4:08,
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