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# how did you manage to get barred from a weatherspoons?
did you steal someone's flat cap?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:50, archived)
# I bet she smoked
at the bar.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)
# I walked out of the pub
with a bottle of wine, their license doesn't allow takeouts. I laughed at him when I was told I was barred. My friend said I look throughly disdained.

Appearently a licensee will be personally fined five grand if a customer gets caught taking booze out when they're not allowed to. But he was a bouncer, what did he care?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)
# i stole a 2pint pitcher from wetherspoons
and casually walked out the door, holding it in my hands.

the bouncers didnt bat an eyelid
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:52, archived)
# That's because
Eye Lid Batting is illegal.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)