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# Scumberside Uni
Lived with an utter paranoid happy baby orangutan. Beat up his girlfirend (who also shared the house)regularly, stole and read everyone's post, stole everyones food, ran up a fokken huge phone bill ringing his scaggy mate in New Zealand. He also Broke into the house next door, and hid his ill gotten gains in my room, whilst I was away. Oh and top this all 3 months after I left, I got a call form the police as they are trying to track him down as he had burnt the place down.

I hope the tw*t dies a terrible shitty death.



(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:51, archived)
# the swearing filter
really does make this story (and the previous) a little more surreal than they should be
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 17:02, archived)
# swearing filter?
watermelon shit wank cock cranberry bastard arse minge
(, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 22:14, archived)
# Doesn't seem to work
very thoroughly, does it?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:56, archived)