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# Ha ha ha
the best reason I ever heard for someone setting off a fire alarm was at uni, about 2/3am and as I passed the porter's office a rather drunk young chap was carefully explaining that he hit the alarm because it had been staring at him for some time...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 18:28, archived)
# acid
surely
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 19:21, archived)
# fire alarm lesbian rescue
Im a lesbian but now but in my youthful and ignornant college days I was unaware or most probably in denial of this, our course was staying in a swanky hotel, I ended up in a room with a guy, just as we were about to "do it" the fire alarm went off and my virginity was saved, I met the guy who set off the alarm next year at uni and thanked him. Im 32 and just finnished my 2nd degree but am sorry to see the same flat mate nitemares still occur. Always, ALWAYS live on your own whereever possible
(bobbinslass, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:32, archived)
# Too right
...I've made that mistake about 10-times now. Why?!?!
(DayvidBerdo, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)