d) Take your computer with all your kiddie porn into PC World to get it fixed
e) Tonight Matthew, I'm going to have my house searched by the Police.
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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages,
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f) Claim you were just visiting that site "for research"
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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL,
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