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# Order now for Christmas!

First thing I thought when I saw the Sun's headline today!
Had to get it out of my head
(Idid, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:47, archived)
# Billy-Jean is not my lover,
she's just a girl who claims that I am the one,
but instead I fucked her son...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:48, archived)
# evil
evil
evil
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:50, archived)
# what?
you mean those aren't the proper words?

damn, no wonder I got all those funny looks at the karaoke bar!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:52, archived)
# i dare ya!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:56, archived)
# There are
twenty of them.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:48, archived)
# 8 (for thirdman)
Michaels?
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:50, archived)
# ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:02, archived)
# 20 of them surely?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:51, archived)
# Yes,
that's what I said, twenty.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:52, archived)
# ha ha
20 whoop whoop ;)
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:53, archived)
# You can edit all you want
but @man's reply shows the truth

Edit:Damn it!
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:54, archived)
# you are a pop star who likes to have sex with children. should you
a) be as normal as possible day-to-day, disguising your unusual ways?
b) admit to close relatives that you have a problem and with their help seek counselling
c) transform yourself into a scary clown-like figure and live in a fucking theme park which you tempt children into with rides, then speak in a stupid high-pitched voice and sleep with children
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:51, archived)
#
c)
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:52, archived)
# and be
rich enough for the authorities to turn a blind eye anytime someone makes an allegation
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:52, archived)
# d) Take your computer with all your kiddie porn into PC World to get it fixed
e) Tonight Matthew, I'm going to have my house searched by the Police.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:54, archived)
# f) Claim you were just visiting that site "for research"
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:56, archived)
# it's a tricky one
you must admit
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:58, archived)
# like the daily express.
Jackson Child Sex Probe.

(£9.99 inc P+P)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:52, archived)
# from Toys R Us
I saw that too!
(Idid, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:54, archived)