At uniI lived with 3 girls - two of them great fun, the other moved in with us in the 3rd year. She had a habit of sitting around the house topless. This is much less fun than it sounds when your parents come to visit.
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shavedchimp something something oranges something,
Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:01,
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My flat mate Rick Moraniswell, he wasn't exactly Rick Moranis but looked like him (he of Honey I shrunk the Kids and Ghostbusters “I am the key master fame”). Only this guy was much uglier than Rick Moranis. He lived in the room next door to me in a nice flat in London. All was fine until one night last Christmas he stumbled past my door waking me up at 3am. I heard a female voice and thought this cannot be true. how can Rick Moranis pull? What followed was horrible to the human ear: 27 seconds of quick headboard banging action, then 5 seconds of complete and utter silence, followed by 2 more seconds of much slower head board bangs. squeezed every last drop out no doubt. He came into the living room the next morning declaring he had the 'Festival Spirit'.
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:16,
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What???My Old Man would love that and no mistake, and I can't see my mum's objections making too much difference either. Does this girl want to come and live with us?
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:23,
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she was also mentalwhich i may have failed to explain clearly
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Mon 24 Nov 2003, 12:12,
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