Does a 'Shipmate' count?When i first Joined my first ship with the Navy i was 'appointed a bunk' opposite a chap called Alf.
Alf was a salty old sea dog and had a curtain daped accross the length of his pit so no one could see in. Anyways, laid out in my bunk on my first night trying to sleep, i see Alf's hand emerge from a gap in his curtain and in one fluid movement flung what i later found out to be sperm aimlessley accross the gap between our bunks, half of which landed on my face.
This practice carried on every night, with Alf having a Tug and flinging his babyfat in my general direction. I had to endure this until annother 17 year old joined....then he was subject to the torture and i was considered 'one of the boys' and allowed to move bunk. If i saw Alf now, i would kick his fucking head in as im not 17 no more.
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:01,
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Alf was a salty old sea dog and had a curtain daped accross the length of his pit so no one could see in. Anyways, laid out in my bunk on my first night trying to sleep, i see Alf's hand emerge from a gap in his curtain and in one fluid movement flung what i later found out to be sperm aimlessley accross the gap between our bunks, half of which landed on my face.
This practice carried on every night, with Alf having a Tug and flinging his babyfat in my general direction. I had to endure this until annother 17 year old joined....then he was subject to the torture and i was considered 'one of the boys' and allowed to move bunk. If i saw Alf now, i would kick his fucking head in as im not 17 no more.
After spending an age in the toiletmy housemate would enter the lounge beaming and victorious and invite me to take a look at the size of the stool he had just passed.
Once he came in less than jubilant and exclaimed that he had "split his ring."
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 16:27,
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Once he came in less than jubilant and exclaimed that he had "split his ring."
that reminds memy flatmate drank a 2.5ltr bottle of strongbow - i know it doesn't seem like much - but it made his anus gush blood for some reason. Then he insisted on showing us. And telling us about the subsequent visit to a doctor for whom i feel very sympathetic.
which also reminds me that him and my other flatmate used to pick their noses and wipe the contents literally anywhere. There was a whole side of the sofa speckled with little lumps and big discoloured patches on the walls. nice
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Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:28,
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which also reminds me that him and my other flatmate used to pick their noses and wipe the contents literally anywhere. There was a whole side of the sofa speckled with little lumps and big discoloured patches on the walls. nice