Hmm.You remind me of a story I once heard where there was a pot, and it called a kettle black.
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Mullet Over,
Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:57,
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and the kettle called in david blunkettand the pot went to jail for a very very long time
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lemony,
Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:59,
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