He doesn't need a bustle.
You could stand a pint of beer on his existing cheeks.
(
Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:03,
archived)
a handy trick
it you have a very small friend who can't reach the high tables in bars
(
lemony,
Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:05,
archived)