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# State visits are always a crowd pleaser


Apologies for the size, if anyone fancies being my optimising bitch, and doing a better job - there's a better quality one here
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:55, archived)
# Rather than optimising it mate
try reducing the dimensions/size of it, that'd help a lot.
But it is rather woo anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)
# I'm Guybrush Threepwood,
and I'm a mighty pirate.
(vork and burlap, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)
# I´ve heard you were a contemptible sneak
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)
# I heard he was a complete cranberry.
No, hang on...
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:01, archived)
# Is some cranberry fucking me about here?
Fucker.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:01, archived)
# well,
here's a turn up.

You're both right.
(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)
# evenin sah.
Welcome to the cunt filter :) Words currently being changed are cunt, fuck, wanker, twat and silly chicken.

Apart from that all is normal!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:05, archived)
# It's only a matter of time before
cranberry is considered a term of utmost filth.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:08, archived)
# I'm using it
already!

(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:09, archived)
# I need WMD for my bunghole!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)
# its not that big
and it fucking rocks like a bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)
# I concur
(victorian week is getting to me)
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)
# you havn't started wearing a bustle have you?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)
# He doesn't need a bustle.
You could stand a pint of beer on his existing cheeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)
# a handy trick
it you have a very small friend who can't reach the high tables in bars
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:05, archived)
# Like the midget out of
The Wasp Factory.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:07, archived)
# "started"
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)
# daddy or chips?
daddy or chips?
daddy or chips?

Illegal global war... ace
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:59, archived)
# War,
it's great.

Sometimes.
(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:01, archived)
# i'd still go for chips though
given the choice
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)
# absolutely BANG!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)
# I thought that was a hotel room...
Woo to that though!
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)
# woo to that
well done
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:05, archived)