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# While driving out near Carron Valley...
...I turned a corner to find a family of three Highland Cows blocking the road.

The horns on the bull scared me a bit, but it was a fantastic thing just to sit and watch them for 10 mins until they moved.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)
# really?
i honk my horn and aim for the calves.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)
# Those are soft southern cows though...
...these bastards are pissed up on Buckfast and will knife you if you mess with them.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)
# are you trying to somehow convince me
that scottish cows are better?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)
# No...
...they are just alcoholics.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)
# i see.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:05, archived)