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# I don't what worries me more,
the fact that there's advice on how to do it...or that fact that you looked it up...it also worries me that I read it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:56, archived)
# what is it?
edit: suck your own dick
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:03, archived)
# That's it,
if I could do that...I'd be a filthy pervert...alright, even more of a filthy pervert.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:05, archived)
# Do you know you can't
Or are you making an educated guess?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:08, archived)
# Obvioulsy I can't,
I haven't seem my toes in three years.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:09, archived)
# Ah
You thought about it mathematically
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:14, archived)
# Plus
I have an enormous girth...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:16, archived)
# So I've heard
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:26, archived)