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# I know its been advertised on telly and stuff,
but you should watch it, its actually rather good. Its the new animated Dr Who with Richard E Grant as the Doctor.

www.bbc.co.uk/cult/doctorwho/shalka/one/index.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:41, archived)
# they are advertising it on the bbc.
too much...
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:42, archived)
# Yeah,
but its good.
Plus there'll be a new Doctor Who tv series in a couple of years, so I suppose they're bringing him back to the general publics attention.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:44, archived)
# true
but they looped the same ad for the doctor for 3 minutes between programmes on BBC Three last night.

it is good though
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:48, archived)
# I aven't seen it yet
but want to see Richie as the Geyser.
"Doctor, we must leave at once. I've been called a ponce."
(I helped save b3ta! Shakmaaaaa!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:53, archived)
# I demand the finest sonic screwdriver
known to humanity!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:56, archived)
# There is a bit in it
where he goes into a pub and orders some wine.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:58, archived)
# classique!
The man's a legend. A fine choice of Doctor, I feel.
We don't want a dalek, we want a pheasant. And so on, and so on.
(I helped save b3ta! Shakmaaaaa!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:01, archived)
# Now that
is a paradox. You can never advertise too much.

Unless you're Hobbycraft.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:44, archived)
# Fuckers
just opened a shop near me.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:45, archived)
# Is it just me...
...or does it sound like they are singing:

"If you're crappy and you know it...."

?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:45, archived)
# Now look what you've done.
You've given us all earworm.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:48, archived)
# I've never seen it
Although I've heard tales of it
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:54, archived)
# Noooooo!
Anyone but REG!
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:42, archived)
# If we are posting advice...
...here's one for the ladies:

www.sex-project.com/blowjobs.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:43, archived)
# something tells me
WebSense won't let me see that
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:45, archived)
# now there's a mis-noma
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:46, archived)
# ????????????
www.sex-project.com/syod.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:54, archived)
# I don't what worries me more,
the fact that there's advice on how to do it...or that fact that you looked it up...it also worries me that I read it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:56, archived)
# what is it?
edit: suck your own dick
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:03, archived)
# That's it,
if I could do that...I'd be a filthy pervert...alright, even more of a filthy pervert.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:05, archived)
# Do you know you can't
Or are you making an educated guess?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:08, archived)
# Obvioulsy I can't,
I haven't seem my toes in three years.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:09, archived)
# Ah
You thought about it mathematically
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:14, archived)
# Plus
I have an enormous girth...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:16, archived)
# So I've heard
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:26, archived)
# There will be alot...
...of b3tans in pain tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:57, archived)
# blimey
*breaks own back*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:57, archived)
# Dear
christ.

No. Never. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:05, archived)
# but would you swallow?
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:19, archived)
# HAHAHA!
When opening with this line

"Sucking a man's penis is one of the pure pleasures in life. It's sad to think that many women don't appreciate just how much fun it can be."

It gets my vote as the best advice for women of all time.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:52, archived)
# And I quote
"It's easy to learn how to be a terrific cock sucker."
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:54, archived)
# It's priceless!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:56, archived)
# you couldnt make it up
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:10, archived)
# sadly
no reference to cock hopping though
(oneofthemany, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:13, archived)
# How does one
casually drop that into conversation? "I was at work today, saw this, and thought of you..."
(Bob Hopelessness, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:10, archived)
# I've never really watched Doctor Who
Spose is houl dgive it a try or something.
Anyoe know if it's on UK Gold?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:44, archived)
# Yep,
all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:45, archived)