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# I have one
it cut's me, and I don't realise, because it's so sharp.
I only realise ten minutes after leaving the bathroom, when I find my lower face is coated in blood
(Ellis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:07, archived)
# or if you miss a mirror...
...and put some after shave on.

Cue screaming like a loon
(I helped save b3ta! beefandcheese, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:08, archived)
# yeah
then the alcohol thins the blood, so more comes out, then more and more and more
(Ellis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:09, archived)
# Then things...
...go blurry and you collapse
(I helped save b3ta! beefandcheese, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:10, archived)
# Sodding shaving!

(Ellis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:14, archived)