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# Was it a Canada Goose
as per picture? One of those FUCKERS bit me once, and you're bang on the money. How the hell does anything with no teeth cause so much pain and bleeding?
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:13, archived)
# Yeah Canada Goose.
They've pretty much taken over Hampstead Heath.
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:15, archived)
# I was bitten by one
at a park in South London. It's been the geese or me, ever since. Bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:16, archived)
# Have you ever met anyone who has had their arm broken
by an aquatic bird?

Without checking snopes, I'm guessing it's an urban myth
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:20, archived)
# I think it's more of a theoretical physics thing
but I'll tell you one thing, Canada Geese bite.
the bastards
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
# I went out with a girl once who could...
...break a swan's wing with her leg. It didn't last long.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
# canada geese
are clearly the work of satan. bloody evil things.
(mwybsb, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:19, archived)
# absolutely
I think the source pic of The Fear should have a canada goose head in the middle. But then, I'm slightly biased, I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:20, archived)
# they do don't they
I thought they had lots of little teeth
(Ellis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:16, archived)
# This one had teeth
Like 100's of little needles they where.

\big girls blouse
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:18, archived)