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# As improbable as it sounds, I was bitten by a goose today.


So I did this. They have teeth and a nasty beak.
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:11, archived)
# were you chasing it
at the time............
(Leonardo Acropolis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:12, archived)
# I was feeding it bread
I don't think it meant it.
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:14, archived)
# feeding the goose some bread, eh?
euphemism alert!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:22, archived)
# HONK
(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:12, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:12, archived)
# i've been bitten*
by a goose before! right in the nads aswel

*pecked
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:12, archived)
# I was bitten by a pony once
I had an injection in my arse.
(by a syringe)
I was 6
It wasn't nice.

That, however, is super
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:13, archived)
# Was it a Canada Goose
as per picture? One of those FUCKERS bit me once, and you're bang on the money. How the hell does anything with no teeth cause so much pain and bleeding?
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:13, archived)
# Yeah Canada Goose.
They've pretty much taken over Hampstead Heath.
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:15, archived)
# I was bitten by one
at a park in South London. It's been the geese or me, ever since. Bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:16, archived)
# Have you ever met anyone who has had their arm broken
by an aquatic bird?

Without checking snopes, I'm guessing it's an urban myth
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:20, archived)
# I think it's more of a theoretical physics thing
but I'll tell you one thing, Canada Geese bite.
the bastards
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
# I went out with a girl once who could...
...break a swan's wing with her leg. It didn't last long.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
# canada geese
are clearly the work of satan. bloody evil things.
(mwybsb, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:19, archived)
# absolutely
I think the source pic of The Fear should have a canada goose head in the middle. But then, I'm slightly biased, I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:20, archived)
# they do don't they
I thought they had lots of little teeth
(Ellis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:16, archived)
# This one had teeth
Like 100's of little needles they where.

\big girls blouse
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:18, archived)
# Is that Senate House, Malet Street?
Strange place to find a goose.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:13, archived)
# Dunno
It's a Google special
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:19, archived)
# I'm fairly sure it is, having just Googled for it.
It's the central offices and library for the University of London, just up the road from the British Museum.
Enormous, forbidding, Stalinist-style building.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# Just went back and checked
You know what, you're right.

www.urban75.org/photos/london/lon324.html
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:32, archived)
# I was bitten by a donkey once.
So I punched it back, right up the bracket. The man wouldn't let me back on it after that.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:15, archived)
# hahahahaha
*wheeze
/falls off chair
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:19, archived)
# The fucker wanted another two quid.
I walked off up the beach and trod in some dog shit instead.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:23, archived)
# hahahaha
stop, please... you're wasting this material here, you should put it in a film about every British childhood or holiday in history, ever
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# It's okay.
I do this shit for a living.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)