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I was bitten by a donkey once.

So I punched it back, right up the bracket. The man wouldn't let me back on it after that.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:15, archived)

hahahahaha

*wheeze
/falls off chair

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:19, archived)

The fucker wanted another two quid.

I walked off up the beach and trod in some dog shit instead.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:23, archived)

hahahaha

stop, please... you're wasting this material here, you should put it in a film about every British childhood or holiday in history, ever

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)

It's okay.

I do this shit for a living.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)