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# i have?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:39, archived)
# yes
i'm calling the police
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:39, archived)
# a Sting
operation?

Don't stand so, don't stand so close to me :)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:41, archived)
# stop that.
my mind doesn't like piss.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:41, archived)
# de daa daa daa
de doo doo doo,
that's all i've got to say to you.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:41, archived)
# you have
learnt well :)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:41, archived)
# Whoop Whoop!
THATS THE SOUND OF THE POLICE!.....

Really? its more of a nee noor nee noor isnt it?

Um... maybe?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:42, archived)
# if you hear the police coming
you're probably safe for another 20 minutes at least
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:43, archived)
# if i hear them comming
i'm getting a tissue
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:44, archived)
# hahaha
to both of you.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:43, archived)
# Don't encourage them.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:44, archived)
# we're like morcambe and wise,
except there's no dead wood.

/the orifice
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:45, archived)
# rigor mortis
not an issue then?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:47, archived)
# i can't speak for you,
but there ain't any here.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:51, archived)
# Can I sing Ant and Dec lyrics again?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:47, archived)
# yes...
....in this soundproof booth here
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:48, archived)
# you can
fuck off.

Or, at least wait til i've gone to sleep.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:49, archived)
# FINE!
I'll just sing Blink 182 songs then!

*finds new album*
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:53, archived)
# please
don't.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:56, archived)
# *sings*
"Mom get in the car, lets drive away.
She said I'm dorry Mark but there's no where to stay.
Gave up all her hope and went back inside.
Hid her broken heart and let the engine die."
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 4:07, archived)